Fart Pads

Shopping with The VALiens: Fart Pads

A company called The Pond Inc. is now selling a product called “Subtle Butt”, billed as a fart neutralizer, to eliminate smelly flatulence.

It’s an activated carbon fabric pad, measuring 3.25″ x 3.25″ square, and adheres to the inside of your underwear with two self-adhesive strips.

As the wind breaks, Subtle Butt filters the flatulence, absorbing and neutralizing its odor.  Now you can eat as many burritos you want and still have a social life.

Available in a five pack, they retail for $9.95 per pack…
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Check out the demonstration video

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