Fake Cry in less than 10 seconds

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Have you ever needed to fake cry, but didn’t have your water bottle handy? Here is another way of doing it.

 

Steps

Method 1

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    Use your hands to hold one eye open really wide. That will make you cry really fast.

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    Dry your bottom eyelids.

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    Open your eyes as wide as possible.

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    Fan your eyes rapidly.

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    Another faster way is to rapidly rub your eyes. Once you’ve felt some, or even a tiny bit of tears, force your eyelids open with your fingers and hold it for at least 10 seconds1

Method 2

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  1. Think of something sad.
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    Do what you would when you normally start crying.

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    Think about a sad thing, saying stuff such as, “It’s my fault” or how you miss something. It can bring tears sometimes.

 

Method 3

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    Get some Olbas oil or menthol stuff for sniffing.

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    Put it on your tissue, and when you want to start crying, make noises and blow your nose with a tissue, rubbing it under your eyes.

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    Cover your mouth and nose with both of your hands and yawn, this will make your eyes water!

Method 4

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    Listen to some really sad music.

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    When you listen to it, imagine really sad things like, someone you know dying or other stuff you may find sad.

Method 5

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    Make yourself feel tired if you can yawn; then do so. Your eyes will start to water within seconds. To make it look dramatic, cover your mouth like you’re shocked so others cannot see your mouth.

Method 6

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    Yawn (and cover your mouth so no one can see).

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    Think sad thoughts.

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    Don’t blink.

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    Blink rapidly.

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    Stare at the person your trying to trick’s nose.

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    Go to plan b. If this didn’t work go to plan b.

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    plan b: use spit or water and rub it under your eye lids (don’t let anyone see you do it).

Tips

  • Keep your eyes open until you feel some tears.
  • Breathe a little faster.
  • Sometimes it helps to picture yourself as a character in a book or movie at a sad moment.
  • Feel sad when you do these steps; it will also help and may even work a lot faster depending on how emotional you can get!
  • Don’t think of things too sad, because you may really start to cry because the idea is to fake cry, not actually cry.
  • Yawn again and again, until you feel tears come to your eyes.
  • Blink 20 times then hold your eyes open for about fifteen seconds without blinking, then blink 10 more times.

Warnings

  • Be careful with the oil method because if you get it directly in your eye, it will seriously hurt and may damage your eyesight. So make sure you wash it off afterwards.
  • Don’t follow this method if you are wearing contacts. They will dry up and it can be extremely dangerous for your eyes. This method will not work anyways, as the air will not reach your iris.
  • Fan your eyes when no one is looking . Otherwise, it won’t work.
  • Some of these can be harmful to your eyes, such as rubbing them, which can also cause wrinkles. Instead, try to feel like you would if whatever you’re crying for was really happening.
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— original source: http://www.wikihow.com/ —

 

Comments
  1. Ani says:

    The problem is that I can live without blinking

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  2. Roxy Wlf says:

    i want to be in the FNaF movie, so if i am in it, if there is a part where i have to cry i want to be prepared. Oh, and here is another tip you can add. you need to wake up really early so you can yawn a lot! it’ll look like your really crying

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  3. Abbie Foster says:

    fuck off

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  4. hey dude says:

    this shit don’t work

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  5. Lorelei Ruby Clark says:

    I need something REALLY fast, can you edit this site and make MORE options?

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  6. Lorelei Ruby Clark says:

    Suggestion:

    Sing in a voice not your own, it makes me cry!

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  7. name says:

    i think of sad times or say no one loves me or say everyone hates me and my family will never love me

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    • Lolo Kitty Comments says:

      Same

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    • Alexis says:

      Reply to the person who said “i think of sad times or say no one loves me or say everyone hates ma and my family will never love me” I don’t know what goes on in your life situations but I do know that there is someone who loves you more then anything! it’s God he loves you so much that he sent his son that he loves so much to die for you because of the sins we do. My mom was on drugs when she had me and she game me up for something so worthless, but God never will.

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    • A says:

      🎶Nobody loves me everybody hates me they wants me to go eat some worms
      Drag my name through the mud through the dirt but imma make you eat your words
      Try to hold me down but you better let me up cos u only gonna make things worse
      Cos I swear when I get up I’m never gonna let up till everybody eats my turds🎶

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  8. name says:

    the stuff i said usaully breaks a heart it works for me it might just work for some people please notify me if it works i some times fake cry but crying for real works best

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  9. Lorelei Ruby Clark/Lolo Kitty Comments says:

    One thing you can do to cry is wake up and go straight to the screen, and look at pictures of people crying, happy or sad. 🙃🙂

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  10. it always works for me

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  11. It Mayté! says:

    This actually works! The only problem is I don’t have to blink a lot I can hold my blinking in for a while and my eyes won’t even get red.

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  13. keriuana says:

    i love it thxs

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  14. acidity says:

    bitch lasagna

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  15. Emma Baker says:

    Also you can (it will really hurt but it worked for me) touch your eyeball

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  16. Xiomara Gurment says:

    Working method: Think of someone you love deeply dying. Think of the fact you will never see them again. Think of moments you wont forget with them, pretend they died a slow painful death and think about it. Crying for real is good for fake crying, so you can cry for real but act like the reason for you crying is something else. I like to stare at something and think about crying and sad things. Works almost instantly

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  17. ava says:

    this sucks

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  18. Chelle LeVeaux says:

    You know what always tripped me out? Was that Susan Smith couldn’t even fake cry, or real cry, by drawing from the memory of her children screaming “mommy, mommy” as she watched them slowly drown. Total panic, blood curdling screams, “mommy, mommy”! And complete confusion that she wasn’t jumping in to save them; water in the nose, the lungs, coughing, hacking , babies trying to live (RIP Michael & Alex and prayers for David Smith too, OMG that poor man, how horrendous an experience).

    How in hell could she not even fake cry? Im sure I’ve shed a tear or two for those boys and I don’t even know them.

    She’s a psycho, I know. But really?

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