Fake Cry in less than 10 seconds

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Have you ever needed to fake cry, but didn’t have your water bottle handy? Here is another way of doing it.

 

Steps

Method 1

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    Use your hands to hold one eye open really wide. That will make you cry really fast.

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    Dry your bottom eyelids.

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    Open your eyes as wide as possible.

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    Fan your eyes rapidly.

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    Another faster way is to rapidly rub your eyes. Once you’ve felt some, or even a tiny bit of tears, force your eyelids open with your fingers and hold it for at least 10 seconds1

Method 2

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  1. Think of something sad.
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    Do what you would when you normally start crying.

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    Think about a sad thing, saying stuff such as, “It’s my fault” or how you miss something. It can bring tears sometimes.

 

Method 3

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    Get some Olbas oil or menthol stuff for sniffing.

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    Put it on your tissue, and when you want to start crying, make noises and blow your nose with a tissue, rubbing it under your eyes.

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    Cover your mouth and nose with both of your hands and yawn, this will make your eyes water!

Method 4

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    Listen to some really sad music.

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    When you listen to it, imagine really sad things like, someone you know dying or other stuff you may find sad.

Method 5

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    Make yourself feel tired if you can yawn; then do so. Your eyes will start to water within seconds. To make it look dramatic, cover your mouth like you’re shocked so others cannot see your mouth.

Method 6

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    Yawn (and cover your mouth so no one can see).

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    Think sad thoughts.

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    Don’t blink.

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    Blink rapidly.

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    Stare at the person your trying to trick’s nose.

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    Go to plan b. If this didn’t work go to plan b.

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    plan b: use spit or water and rub it under your eye lids (don’t let anyone see you do it).

Tips

  • Keep your eyes open until you feel some tears.
  • Breathe a little faster.
  • Sometimes it helps to picture yourself as a character in a book or movie at a sad moment.
  • Feel sad when you do these steps; it will also help and may even work a lot faster depending on how emotional you can get!
  • Don’t think of things too sad, because you may really start to cry because the idea is to fake cry, not actually cry.
  • Yawn again and again, until you feel tears come to your eyes.
  • Blink 20 times then hold your eyes open for about fifteen seconds without blinking, then blink 10 more times.

Warnings

  • Be careful with the oil method because if you get it directly in your eye, it will seriously hurt and may damage your eyesight. So make sure you wash it off afterwards.
  • Don’t follow this method if you are wearing contacts. They will dry up and it can be extremely dangerous for your eyes. This method will not work anyways, as the air will not reach your iris.
  • Fan your eyes when no one is looking . Otherwise, it won’t work.
  • Some of these can be harmful to your eyes, such as rubbing them, which can also cause wrinkles. Instead, try to feel like you would if whatever you’re crying for was really happening.
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— original source: http://www.wikihow.com/ —

 

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Comments
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  2. Joshua says:

    Hi I can’t really cry I do all of my might besides I’m a loner.

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    • Stephanie says:

      I live in such severe intense emotional pain and turmoil. I’ve always been abused and punished for crying many many years. Now when I need and want to cry I can’t anymore. Please help with some practical suggestions. Thanks in advance for all your help and suggestions. Much appreciated.

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  3. Stephanie says:

    Anyone else struggle with severe episodes of serious severe self injury. I’ve been doing it for well over 25 years. I’ve also attempted suicide. Please does anyone else out there struggle with self destruction i would really like to find some support and encouragement. Looking FW to hearing from you soon. Thanks

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  4. malaika says:

    i just did an eye contest

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  5. Peter says:

    I have tried everything what page did but sometimes i can (i do exact same as i always do) and sometimes not

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  6. Yung chima says:

    It worked perfectly, 2 make it work perfectly, widen ur eyes nd lie down, dnt blink, stand up after 10second, get ready to clean the flood @chima_yung

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  7. Noori Thompson. says:

    You can also shut your eyes really tight

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  8. Susan Rabbier says:

    I just held open my eyes for 30 sec. and then blinked repeatedly. Then I held my eye open and blinked. Tons of tears came out. For me another way is looking at technology for a long time.

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  9. Meg says:

    My friend Stella can do it but howwww?!?! She does it all the time! I wish I could. That would add some drama to the pitty party/guilt fest

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  10. Chloe says:

    It is good but none of them worked for me I made my own methods up thanks a lot tho for making the site !!!

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  11. Kylee says:

    These don’t work😡😡😡😡

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  12. Salma says:

    They didn’t let me cry because I don’t have sa d moments but if I had I will really cry thank you

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  13. Salma says:

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  14. Salma says:

    They are really bad

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  16. Mandy says:

    the rapid fanning worked for me, tnx. its really not easy to face cry esp in acting.

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  18. Tara Nash, school teacher. says:

    I had made a student cry. He was a third grader. His name was “Cody”. One day, in school i was correcting some papers in class and he was standing beside me. He started to make some jokes about me(harmless jokes). When i could take it no more, i said in a stern voice:- “Cody, i am your teacher and i want that respect from you”. I resumed my work and when i didnt hear his sound, i looked up and saw him in tears. He was crying silently and he said sorry to me. I was mortified. I didnt think he would cry and i was simply horrified. I had made a student cry and i still feel sad when i think about it. This was two years ago.

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  20. Elaina says:

    Hello everyone. I have been looking at methods and have tried all of these and they don’t work. ABORT THIS WEBSITE AND GO FIND ANOTHER ONE!!!

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  21. Shonda Williamson says:

    i hate u bitch

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  22. Garrett Moran says:

    pinch the skin between your nostrils

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  23. Allen says:

    Unless you’re an actor around other actors, if you’re a man, I’m not sure if it’s a good idea for someone to see you cry unless they know that you’ve had a recent experience in your life such as a death in the family, some kind of traumatic life experience to you or a close one such as bankruptcy, divorce, etc., or a very big emotional happy event such as a wedding, major promotion or financial gain, etc, a loved one beating cancer or something. If you’re a grown man, a may not be a good idea for someone around you seeing you cry over any matter more on the trivial side, due to possible undesirable reactions from people.

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  24. Kassidy says:

    I’ve tried a lot of these before, and some of them do work.

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    https://polldaddy.com/js/rating/rating.jsNo fake crying is for fake people all they want is attention when they fake cry well guess what you aint gettin attention from me

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