The VALiens

What’s up guys?

Michaelangelo: Uh-oh turtle tantrum.
Raphael: Hey, Kid, you gotta control that temper. Did I say that?
Michaelangelo: Oh he who dings the shell must pay

Leonard: Hey, Tinkerbell! Why don’t you shoot us?
Donatello:  Help! I’m a turtle and I can’t get up!
Michaelangelo: What if we make a major u-turn and wind up in Godzilla-land?
Raphael: Son of a snapper!
Michaelangelo: [After escaping a burning building] Kurt Russell, eat your heart out!
Donatello:  [After landing face first in a pond] Mud wrestling is definitely a spectator sport.
Michaelangelo: We’ve got a, uh. [sniffs] Ahhhh. Pi-zza. Got that, dude? Pizza! [takes a bit and makes a face] Frisbee, also cool. [throws it]
Raphael: Ahh, nature. I love it. Makes me want to, I don’t know, migrate or something.
Michaelangelo: [Getting ready to jump into a burning building] I don’t think I’m cut out for this hero stuff.
Raphael: Fightin’s for grown-ups and that’s only if you got no other choice.

Donatello:  Hey, you were expecting maybe uhh, the Addams Family?
Michaelangelo: [To Kenshin] How did you get in April’s pants?

Donatello:  I think I swallowed a frog. I hope it wasn’t an ancestor.
Michaelangelo: Oh he who dings the shell must pay
Donatello:  Gee, if we die here in the past, does that mean that we don’t get born in the future?
Michaelangelo:  My legs hurt. My arms hurt. My spots hurt. Even my bandana hurts.
Raphael: Son of a snapper!
Donatello:  Smells like a geek ran thru here.
Donatello:  Wow. Bungee jumping without a bungee. That could be dangerous.

Leonard: Boy do I hate spinach.
Donatello:  See ya later Popeye
Michaelangelo: Turtles: It’s not just a job. It’s an adventure.

Donatello:  Help! I’m a turtle and I can’t get up!