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Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Subphylum: Vertebrata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Rodentia
Suborder: Myomorpha
Family: Nesomyidae
Subfamily: Cricetomyinae
Genus: Cricetomys
Species: Cricetomys gambianus

Geographic Range

Gambian rats are found in central Africa, in regions south of the Sahara desert as far south as Zululand. This includes countries such as Nigeria among others.

Habitat

Gambian rats inhabit a variety of habitats ranging from arid areas to temperate areas, but need some form of shelter to survive. Therefore, they are not usually found in completely open areas, but in areas with cover from hollow trees, rock outcroppings, or burrows made by other animals. They are occasionally known to venture into urban areas and can become pest animals.

Physical Description

Mass: 1 to 1.47 kg (2.2 to 3.23 lbs)
Length: 645 to 910 mm (25.39 to 35.83 in)
Basal Metabolic Rate: 71 cm^3 oxygen/hour (average)

Gambian pouched rats are one of the world’s largest rats. Besides their large size, the most characteristic trait of Gambian pouched rats is the tail which is long, unscaled, and dark in color at the base with the terminal 40-60% white. The fur on the upper body is coarse and gray and often darker down the middle of the back. The fur color grades to a lighter gray on the flanks while the fur on the belly and the top of the feet is white or off-white. Dark brown or black patches of fur occur around the eyes and at the base of the whiskers. The naked rounded ear is large and the eyes are small, suggesting that the senses of smell and hearing which are acute may be more important than sight in this nocturnal. The hind feet are large and considered to be well adapted for digging Gambian pouched rats possess a pair of large cheek pouches. These pouches can expand to a great size, allowing Gambian rats to transport massive quantities of food if necessary. Two species are currently recognized: Cricetomys gambianus, the Gambian pouched rat, and C. emini, Emins giant pouched rat. The Emins is more slender and muscular in appearance with a longer face to the Gambian. Other differences are in the fur texture and colour. The Emins upper body is smooth and the colour ranging from a dark brown to almost black with a distinct line break to the white underside. Some key physical features: endothermic; homoiothermic; bilateral symmetry Sexual dimorphism: sexes alike.

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Reproduction

Breeding interval: Gambian rats breed seasonally
Breeding season: Breeding usually occurs in the summer
Number of offspring: 1 to 6
Gestation period: 30 to 32 days
Birth Mass: 25.70 g (average) (0.9 oz)
Time to weaning: 28 days (average)
Time to independence: 30 days (average)
Age at sexual maturity (female): 6 months (average)

Mating in Gambian rats involves the formation of a social pair-bond between one male and one female. The male usually sniffs or licks the urogenital areas of the female before attempting to mount the female. Gambian rats also display peculiar courtship behaviors. The male and female often stand upright and scratch one another, then chase each other until the female is ready for copulation. If the female is not receptive or rejects the male, she bites the male on the tail and back among other areas before courtship behaviors begin.

Gambian rats are seasonal breeders, usually breeding in the summer. The estrous cycle lasts between 3 and 15 days, while the length of estrus ranges from about 1.4 to 7.8 days. Interestingly, the estrous cycle is often irregular and seems dependent upon many external factors, the environment being one. Other factors include the presence of males, and captivity. Females reach sexual maturity at about 6 months and will typically have about 9 litters annually. The gestation period is approximately 30 to 32 days. Females are also very aggressive when giving birth to a litter.

Key reproductive features:iteroparous; seasonal breeding; gonochoric/gonochoristic/dioecious (sexes separate); sexual; viviparous.

Gambian rat young are born hairless, with eyes and ears closed. The characteristic long tail does not show substantial growth until about 30 to 35 days. The eyes do not open until about 21 days into development, although the young are completely covered with fur and have open ears at about 14 days. The female provides the most parental care, both as a source of warmth for the naked young and as a source of milk. The female also changes her food preference before the young are weaned, choosing softer foods. The male, on the other hand, shows almost no care to the young. It shows tolerance at best, and will sometimes kill it’s young and eat them. This is not seen as often in females. An interesting form of altruism exists amongst females, where a female with a separate litter may take care of a motherless litter.

Parental investment:altricial; pre-fertilization (protecting: female); pre-hatching/birth (protecting: female); pre-weaning/fledging (provisioning: female, protecting: female); pre-independence (provisioning: female, protecting: female).

Lifespan

Typical lifespan (captivity)

Gambian rats live for about 5 to 7 years in captivity, although some have been known to live as long as 8 years. Life expectancy in the wild is hard to document because of the small size of these creatures and because they are hunted so often by indigenous people.

Behavior

Gambian rats are nocturnal animals, mostly due to the fact that they have little or no tolerance for the intense heat of a typical African day. They are nearly inactive during the day, and come out at night in search of food. Gambian rats often use a vast system of tunnels or hollow trees for their nests, where they rest during the day and come out at night in search of food. These nests are often located in cool areas, providing more evidence for their intolerance to heat. Interestingly, Gambian rats find almost as much value in the act of carrying as much as the act of hoarding food. This results in confusing hoarding patterns when food is plentiful in any season. The pouches inside the cheeks of Gambian rats can hold over 100 ml when full and this allows Gambian rats to transport and extraordinary amount of material in a short period of time. Some studies have shown Gambian rats to transport 3 kg in two and a half hours. Gambian rats are also very good climbers and swimmers, and climb in excess of 2 meters easily. Both sexes are very territorial. Although Gambian rats are generally solitary in the wild, females often form large groups containing many mothers and their litters while males usually remain solitary. These rats adapt rapidly to new situations, such as captivity. Gambian rats have also been known to huddle together when temperatures drop. Due to their low body fat they do not retain heat easily.

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Home Range

Although Gambian rats are usually passive and shy in the wild, they are very protective of their nests and are aggressive in defending it. However, outside of the nest, there is no truly defined home range.

Key behaviors: cursorial; nocturnal; motile; daily torpor; territorial; social.

Communication and Perception

Gambian rats use screeching as the main form of communication. Gambian rats emit one single short cry which is distinguishable from the longer, varied pitch of African giant pouched rats. Males also use olfactory cues during courtship when they sniff the urine left by female Gambian rats.

Food Habits

Gambian rats are hoarders, and carry as much food as they can fit inside the pouches located on the inner cheeks. They are omnivores and feed on a variety of fruits, vegetables, nuts, and even insects when available. Some common foods include cassava, beans, sweet potatoes, and other roots. Termites have been known to be eaten along with snails.

Primary Diet: omnivore.
Animal Foods: insects; mollusks.
Plant Foods: roots and tubers; seeds, grains, and nuts; fruit.
Foraging Behaviors: stores or caches food.

Predation

Known predators: humans (Homo sapiens)

There are no true predators in the wild that target Gambian rats. Although a few instances have been recorded where a bird of prey or another predator has eaten Gambian rats, they usually band together and are formidable opponents against potential predators. The biggest predator of Gambian rats is humans, the indigenous African population. These rats are considered a delicacy and are often hunted for food.

Ecosystem Roles

Gambian rats serve to keep insect populations under control, but also act as transporters of seeds from different plants when they eat the fruits produced. Several parasitic worms inhabit the gastrointenstinal tracts of these rats, but the most prevelant of these are the Strongyloides. A study performed also showed minor prescences of tape worms among other parasites. Other parasites include Xenopsylla cheopis, Aspicularis tetraptera, Ixodes rasus, and Ornithonyssus bacoti. Hymenolepis is usually found in the small intestine while Aspicularis is found in the rectum and colon.

Key ways these animals impact their ecosystem: disperses seeds.
Economic Importance for Humans: Negative

Gambian rats are sometimes considered pests in urban areas where they may infest the sewers. In rural areas, they may destroy farm crops and build burrows in the soil which lead to soil desiccation and loss of plant crops. Gambian rats often inhabit barns and other farm buildings which can lead to property damage.

Ways that these animals might be a problem for humans: crop pest.
Economic Importance for Humans: Positive

The biggest economic impact of Gambian rats is as a source of food in Africa. They are considered rather tasty and are hunted and even raised on farms for their meat. This had led to a significant drop in the population. A smaller industry is the pet industry, although these rats are rather large and sensitive to temperature changes, resulting in a need for high maintenance. In the scientific community, these rats are often used for experiments, and these rats provide a wealth of information on rodent physiology and behavior.

Ways that people benefit from these animals:pet trade; food.
Conservation Status: IUCN Red List
Least Concern: US Federal List.

Gambian rats are in danger of being overhunted, but due to their rapid generation time the population has not reached the levels of critically endangered or otherwise.

— original source: http://ukpouchies.co.uk/ —

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1. On Garments.

2. Garments or clothing are (essential) for persons of a high order. For instance, next the body should be worn the excellent garment of the Sudre (the sacred shirt), and over it be put on the Kusti (the sacred girdle). As far as possible one should not expose (the body), nor should he move about without the Sudre and Kusti on. The pudenda (i.e. the private parts of men and women) should be kept covered. Cold winds and hot winds should be guarded against (by suitable garments). And besides this a clean dress, protecting the body, should be put on according to the requirements of one’s work or occupation. The body should be kept pure (undefiled); nor should it be put to unnecessary exertion. Nor should one put on a dress that is out of vogue (i.e. other than the habitual dress) and is strange. For certain acts and for certain things there should be no fighting. To conduct oneself on the right path, one should be full of pure resources, and be virtuous.

1. On Women

2. The wife of one’s choice (i.e. to whom one is tied by the marriage ceremony) should always be treated with much affection and without the tinge of niggardliness (i.e. with liberality in the conferring of favors). One should strive for the increase of progeny by going in to her. She should be made a sharer in the recompense for righteous deeds. One’s Shah-zan (i.e. a maiden wife) should be given a good dowry. A Chakar-zan (i.e. a wife who was previously a widow) should not be given the same amount as the Shah-zan. One should keep up (intimate) relations with one’s wife, and have sexual intercourse with her several times. There is no limit (i.e. reckoning) of this (i.e. of the number of times one should have the sexual congress), but thrice in a month would be reasonable. As far as possible, (i.e. unless through necessity), a woman should not wed a second husband, nor a man a second wife, because such act, (according to the religion), is not a meritorious one.

1. On Charity.

2. There are various ways of ascertaining where charity is deserved, and a description of this is given below. A way should be opened for the happiness of worthy and excellent people, for the good of the souls of the devout people, and for (the relief of) every follower of the good religion, who may be unable to preserve himself against hunger, thirst, and (the rigors of) summer and winter. (The poor) should be supported for a long time from the interest on the capital and from the receipts of the income.

3. Charity should be extended towards those among men, who are worthy of being taken care of. In like manner one should be charitable to the poor of superior worth, who are, for years together, without (proper) sustenance. People of evil religions, who may be in danger of suffering from hunger, thirst, and cold, should be saved from these (hardships). Also Margarzani sinners (i.e. those deserving of capital punishment), who may be in dread of religious justice and be unable to help themselves, should be protected. As far as possible one should not partake of food till after feeding the needy. Moreover it is proper for one to be liberal towards the creatures, who, from a religious point, are under his control And other good men, who are the reciters of the Avesta and are the doers of good deeds, should be given the means of sustenance.

1. On contracting Matrimony.

2. If anyone tries with evil intent to sever the matrimonial tie, complaint regarding it should be lodged (in a court of justice), with the view of obtaining State interference in the matter; and if then, in accordance with the judgment, he re-accepts the conjugal relationship (i.e. the enjoyment of marital right), he should in no wise be punished with imprisonment. Because, in like manner, every such living creature is regarded by the Creator as the accused (in the above case), but finally, in the comprehensive test from the beginning to the end, he is given an exalted position as belonging to the good creation. Frequent repetition of the act of propagating the offspring is an act of great worth, and glorious, and it holds a noble and exalted position among other good, superior functions of men; and therefore they (the men) should do this act frequently with the view of ensuring the perpetuity of their progeny. (Men) should form good connections for the purpose of increasing the progeny, and should live a harmless virtuous life. And children should be properly brought up, — which entails good care on the part of the parents. It is through the marriage tie that men become related to each other and live contentedly. They remain adherents of the good religion, and so no occasion arises for their harboring wicked jealousy of one another. And they, with their children, live together in the same abode, in the same place, dwelling together in one locality, with affectionate regard for one another, and taking a watchful care of their families. Again, owing to their unanimity on religious points, their views (on other points) are similar, and from a sense of honor they preserve one another from falling into avarice. In like manner they refrain from approaching a stranger. And they carefully guard themselves against the inimical demons harmful to men, by being very much in dread of them. By observing such precautions men attain to super-excellence, and can aspire to many other virtues; and by the exercise of like carefulness they come to know of the advantage of stability, and acquire occult virtues, and attain to the glory of possessing a keen desire for the perfect improvement of their posterity, and of securing for them high positions. And the procreation of worthy noblemen generation after generation is due to this cause only. And especially by faith in the acceptor of the (Divine) mission — (the Prophet) chosen (by God) — can a man obtain salvation in every particular (i.e. from every sort of sin). In this way every well-known pious man remains addicted to truthfulness, following in every particular the sincere admonitions of the prophets and the bearers of the Divine revelation (i.e. the invisible Yazads). But the ordinances of the holy Zartosht are those that were obtained by him on his receipt of the Religion from the Creator Ohrmazd.

1. On Worship or Adoration.

Image2. It behooves us, as far as it lies in our power, to pay homage to, that is to worship, Spenamino Ohrmazd, the Creator of the good creation, with thought, word, and deed, for His gift of Life and Body. And for the providence underlying all His creations, we ought to sing His praises, render obeisance unto Him, and be thankful to Him as it behooves His creatures to be. And in order to propitiate Him (the Zoroastrians) should with one accord worship and glorify Him, (firstly) by means of the Yazashne or invocation. Three times a day — at sunrise, at noon, and in the afternoon — while rendering obeisance to the Sun, the Creator Ohrmazd should first of all be praised and invoked, and afterwards His supreme creations (i.e. the Yazads and the Amahraspands). Secondly — the Gahambars should be celebrated for five days with highly virtuous thought and good devotion, and by means of the recital of the propitiatory formula of “Rathvo Berezato.” The holy Farohars should be invoked with the Yazashne [=Yasna] ceremony during the ten sacred days of the Frawardigan. In the twelve months of the year the rozgar ceremony of the deceased should be performed on the respective dates. The year has twelve months, and each month has thirty days. The five days of the Gathas are the accumulation of the surplus day-fractions. One should always take his meals before praying. Moreover, according to the details of the other prayers given in the Avesta, one should perform separately, with feelings of devotion and sincerity, the act of propitiating the (Divine) creations (i.e. the Yazads and the Amahraspands), and of the good things bestowed by God. And also their miraculous powers and greatness should be praised and remembered; and their great and marvelous gifts (to us) should at the same time be alluded to. And an open acknowledgment should be made of the fact that these gifts have been given by the Lord for the love of us. And in prayers the face should be turned towards every luminous object worthy of obeisance. And for that purpose one must seek the presence of the objects shining with pure light. Also, one should offer due praise to men, domestic animals, fire, metals, land and water, and vegetation, and should do reverence to them. And, as ordained in the religion, these substances should be kept preserved from impurity, while (to the animate beings) proper food should be given according to the dictates of the religion. Moreover pain should not be inflicted on mankind, but as far as possible good should be done unto them. One should have regard and affection for (people of) one’s community, and should visit them, and should live with them in one abode. And one should hold other relationship with them, especially that pertaining to communion. Relationship (i.e. communion) is of four kinds: (1) Personal (or direct) relationship, (2) relationship through humility, (3) relationship through good conduct, and (4) relationship through religion. Of these the highest connection is that with the king (of the country), because it confers respectability on a man, though he may not belong to the good creation. Every man and every substance ought to be properly estimated. From (the man or substance) that is invisible or incomprehensible we should form a very high idea of the providence of the Creator who brought into being such invisible and marvelous objects, and we should render thanks to the Lord for this act of His. And one should offer to him praise, prayer, and supplication. If these thoughts do not pervade a man he cannot claim to be a virtuous man or a believer in Ohrmazd, nor should he expect to realize the various sorts of bliss mentioned in the religion that enjoins good conduct.

1. On not injuring Men and Animals.

2. Pain, injury, or hardship should not be inflicted on virtuous men. A promise or plighted faith should not be broken, nor should obligation be forgotten. Niggardliness and other demoniacal traits should not be adopted. Animosity should not be entertained towards, nor injury done to anything belonging to the good creation. One’s inferior should be treated as equals, and taken care of. Domestic animals should be kept out of harm’s way, and should be attended to in the matter of the supply of water and forage, and should be guarded in other legitimate ways. And when they reach maturity they should be slain for (the use of) the men of superior wisdom and of exalted position (i.e. the priestly class who perform the religious ceremonies), and for smiting the demons, and for the great rites performable in connection with the Atash-Bahram (i.e. for the fat-offering on the occasion of the religious festivals). They should not be slaughtered unlawfully and without cause. And they should be preserved from (going into the hands of) unworthy men, from a disproportionate allowance of food and drink, from being kept tethered, from being harmed by thieves and wolves, from hunger and thirst, from (the rigors of) summer and winter, and from being afflicted with other woes. And they should not be unlawfully overburdened with work and labor. And bad men should not be allowed to ride over them. There should be no undue exercise of power over them. And they should be treated with kindness, and as required by the law.

1. On Fire.

2. Fire is a thing differing from other principal shining bodies (i.e. the Sun, the Moon, the Stars, &c.) which give luminosity to the things on this Earth; and it is the original principle of water, of air, and of every visible matter. To it is due the existence and sustenance of men. One should abstain from extinguishing it. It should be kept 30 paces off, each pace being equal to three steps (i.e. foot-lengths), from decaying animal matter; and it should not be seen except from a distance of 15 paces by women during menstrual should be kept at a distance of three paces from (the source of) offensive smell and from bodily excretions. Moreover it should be kept clear of ashes, and out of reach of wicked men, of fluids, of contaminating substances, and of immoral men. It should be protected from the rays of the Sun, and prevented from going out through lack of fuel, be preserved from hot or cold blasts, and it should not be made use of in any work involving dishonest labor. Good, worthy people (i.e. the Athornans) should carefully tend it (i.e. take care of it). Dry, pure, and clean wood, and incense, that are suitable for feeding the fire, should be placed on it; and it should be preserved and kept with reverent care. It should be scrupulously guarded, and be held as the symbol of worship, according to the dictates of the religion. And further, as is done by the heads of the religion, it should be cherished as the giver of intensive force to religious rites and proper devotions.

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1. On Metals.

2. Metals, whether serving for ordinary use or ornament, should be kept properly clean, and apart from defiling matter. They should be made into implements of various kinds. Gold and silver should not be given to atheistic and immoral men, who might, by keeping the same lying uselessly underground, cause the metals to tarnish and rustNor should these be given for use to the wicked, lest they might serve for the ornamentation of these unworthy men.

— original source: http://www.avesta.org/ —


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Two pretty but ditsy American girls are on a road trip through Europe. In Germany, they end up alone at night with a broken car in the woods. They search for help and find an isolated villa. The next day, they awaken to find themselves trapped in a terrifying makeshift basement hospital along with a Japanese man. An older German man identifies himself as a retired surgeon specialized in separating Siamese twins. However, his three “patients” are not about to be separated but joined together in a horrific operation. He plans to be the first person to connect people via their gastric systems. By doing so, he plans to bring to life his sick lifetime fantasy, the human centipede.

Director:

 Tom Six

Writer:

Tom Six

Stars:

Dieter Laser, Ashley C. Williams, Ashlynn Yennie

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Click here to watch this fantastic movie!

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Removing Urine Stains with Vinegar

You Will Need:

  • Large bowl or bucket (large enough to fit the clothing piece)
  • Distilled white vinegar
  • Hot water (cold water for delicate fabrics)

The Cleaning Process:

Whenever you are using a new cleaning solution, it is important to test a small, hidden area of the piece first to make sure that it does not damage the material or change the colorings.

  1. Fill the container with two parts hot/cold water, depending on the durability of the fabric, and one part vinegar.
  2. Place the stained piece into the solution and allow it to soak for up to 45 minutes.
  3. Remove and rinse thoroughly.
  4. Wash as usual.
  5. Allow the fabric to air dry until you are sure the stain is gone as the heat from the dryer will set the stain and make it virtually impossible to remove.
  6. If the stain persists, repeat the above steps.

Removing Urine Stains with Ammonia

You Will Need:

  • Large bowl or bucket (large enough to fit the clothing piece)
  • Ammonia
  • Cold water

The Cleaning Process:

Whenever you are using a new cleaning solution, it is important to test a small, hidden area of the piece first to make sure that it does not damage the material or change the colorings.

  1. To create the mixture for this treatment, you will add 1 teaspoon of ammonia for each half cup of water.
  2. Place the stained piece into the solution and allow it to soak for up to 45 minutes.
  3. Remove and rinse thoroughly.
  4. Wash as usual.
  5. Allow the fabric to air dry until you are sure the stain is gone as the heat from the dryer will set the stain and make it virtually impossible to remove.
  6. If the stain persists, repeat the above steps.

Additional Tips and Advice

  • If the stain is light, you may be able to add a half-cup of apple cider vinegar to the wash cycle and launder as usual.
  • There are cleaners available that are designed specifically for pet urine. These can be found online, or at your local pet store.

— original source: http://www.howtocleanstuff.net —


Balut takes a top spot by a landslide among the gross egg category, which should include 100-year old eggs. Balut is a fairly common and unassuming street food available in both the Philipines and Vietnam. It has also earned a widespread reputation as one of the all-time grossest ethnic delicacies. Most of the eggs with which Americans are familiar are unfertilized eggs. The balut, though are fertilized duck eggs, incubated or allowed to grow invitro for a certain length of time, usually a few weeks. Peel back the shell and along with a typical soft-boiled eggy interior is also the small inert body of a fetal duck—small bones, feathers, beak and all, some more developed than others. Most accounts suggest slurping it right from the shell with a pinch of salt. There is a right way to “enjoy” balut.

— original source: http://www.culinaryschools.org/ —


Takeaway: SAP sets out a vision of making its software easy to use and pain free to buy, while adding cloud and big data. But is it giving its customers what they want?

Software giant SAP has expanded into areas far beyond its roots selling ERP software.But as SAP’s service and product portfolio has ballooned – from on-premise software into cloud, mobile and in-memory computing – the complexity of buying SAP has also grown.

Today customers report it can be  difficult to know which product or service to invest in and whether they are getting value for money. This complaint was raised by SAP customers in UK and Ireland earlier this year and they called on SAP to reduce licensing and upgrade complexity.

SAP says it has an answer for customers confused by its complexity, its new 360 offerings. These are packages of products and services designed to provide everything needed to serve a specific business area.

The first to be released is SAP 360 Customer, a CRM orientated package that bundles SAP CRM-related tools  – SAP CRM, its cloud-based Customer OnDemand, the SAP Jam social software platform and mobile device management services to serve content across a range of devices. Customers can buy the entire package at a single price or pick and choose the components they want.

Speaking at the recent SAP Sapphire Now conference in Madrid SAP co-CEO Jim Hagemann Snabe said:”This is the first of a series of solutions that a do simplification of the install, the decision, the use, the implementation and the pricing.”

Speaking at the Sapphire Now conference Carter Lusher, chief analyst for software and enterprise solutions at Ovum, said: “Something that seems to be pulsing through all the presentations is relevance and simplification. So simplifying the technology, the user experience, the deployment options on the product side. Then on the business side you’re simplifying the licensing and pricing.”

“What they’re really looking at is how they can be more relevant to the customer,” he said.

But satisfying the customer on issues like licensing and upgrades is going to be something of an uphill struggle. SAP’s UK and Ireland User Group has released a survey showing the majority, 80 per cent, don’t understand how to upgrade to or integrate the cloud-based SAP OnDemand modules with existing SAP implementations.

Migration costs also remain confusing for customers, with 70 per cent of UK and Ireland users saying they felt that SAP has not been clear enough about the cost of migrating from SAP BW and BI to SAP BusinessObjects.

The primary complaint by SAP users in the UK and Ireland about SAP licensing is, according to vice chairman of the regional user group Philip Adams, the inconsistent way in which SAP licenses its products and services. For example, while some are by licensed by user numbers others are by data use.

However SAP is trying. Tim Noble, SAP’s managing director for UK and Ireland, pledged to the UK & Ireland User Group conference today that SAP will endeavour to stick to a single metric when licensing and said the group is committed to making licensing 20 per cent less complex.

Speed of delivery

For SAP being relevant to customers also means matching the competition when it comes to the time it takes to implement its software and services.

Since its launch in 2010 SAP Rapid Deployment Solutions (RDS) has been helping reduce the time to get up and running with SAP. RDS bundles SAP software, services, tools – along with best practice for implementing these. Generic, pre-configured software and services are favoured, rather than bespoke offerings, with a view to implementing them rapidly, with SAP claiming delivery usually takes 12 weeks or less.

Ovum’s Lusher said that SAP had had to get nimbler as it was losing out to competition like cloud CRM vendor Salesforce on speed of implementations.

“They were getting killed by people saying ‘Sorry can’t wait a year’,” he said.

SAP is also improving is the rate at which it releases new products. According to SAP co-CEO Snabe SAP has halved the 18-months it used to take to get from product conception to release.

Cloudy future

SAP’s pursuit of faster deployment and greater customer choice has also driven development of an extensive portfolio of cloud services.

Today it offers counterparts to its suite of products in the cloud, even if they don’t yet share all of the on-premise functionality.

“SAP used to say it never wanted to bring the core ERP to cloud and yet that has not proven to be true,” said Henry D. Morris, senior vice-president of worldwide software and services research at analyst house IDC.

Morris believes over time SAP recognised there is a market for purchasing individual ERP components through the cloud and decided to make moves into the space to keep pressure on competitors like Salesforce.

SAP has services for targeting customers with SAP CRM OnDemand; staff, through SuccessFactors and suppliers, through Ariba and financials through its recently released Financials OnDemand. It also has its cloud business suites, Business ByDesign and Business One.

By offering cloud alternatives to every product in its portfolio SAP is hoping to meet those twin goals of simplicity and agility. Upgrades will be pushed out instantaneously and its cloud offerings can be paired with its mobile device management offering Afaria to present that information to many different devices. Their centrally managed, always connected nature also makes it easy to build in support for social features, like social and collaboration platform SAP Jam.

Sven Denecken,  VP of SAP’s OnDemand solutions and head of co-innovation,  said that SAP plans to eventually give its on-premise and cloud services the same functions and features.

But while SAP’s OnDemand offerings may appeal to new customers, many existing customers can’t see a good business case for switching to its cloud services. More than half, 58 per cent, of UK and Ireland SAP Users’ Group felt that the company is not making it attractive enough for on-premise customers to migrate to cloud solutions.

Alan Bowling, chairman of the UK & Ireland SAP User Group, said the biggest challenge for SAP is persuading its existing customer base that they need to add a cloud service to their on-premise software: “You move to the cloud because you’ve got some significant functional advantage that you really can’t get any other way or it provides a more cost-effective way of working once you’ve exhausted your current infrastructure. You’re not going to abandon infrastructure, that’s not a great use of assets.”

Big data and better performance

SAP is also looking to bring performance improvements to its sofware and services. It plans to offer its in-memory computing platform Hana as a base for many of its products and services. This applies both to its cloud services – where Hana is already used as a backend database and computing platform for the likes of Customer OnDemand and Business Objects BI OnDemand – and its on-premise software, where it is already can be used with SAP CRM.

Hana’s in-memory storage, column store and parallel processing architecture excels at big data analytics, in particular analysing hundreds or thousands of terabytes of data from many sources and making predictions in real—time. SAP reports Hana can reduce time taken to return reports by up to a factor of 100, allowing businesses to operate in ways not previously possible. For instance allowing a retailer to offer personalised promotions to shoppers via their mobile based on where they are in store, their purchasing history and other data.

SAP sees the addition of Hana to its product and service line as a feature to give it the edge over competitors rather than an opportunity to raise prices, Snabe said.

Although the Hana platform isn’t a panacea when it comes to analytics, SAP’s commitment to expanding support for Hana in its portfolio should reassure UK and Irish users that report they are “having challenges around the speed of processing and analysing SAP data”. SAP User Group’s Bowling called Hana a “game changer” for big data analytics and said its release, at a moment when businesses are amassing huge amounts of data, is “timely”.

Future challenges

SAP is changing because its customers are demanding simpler and more powerful ways of running their business. Ovum’s Lusher said this change is increasingly driven by the sky-high expectations set by our experiences as consumers: where we expect computing to do what we want, when we want it, on the device of our choosing. Today the same is increasingly expected of business software, he said.

“The complexity equation goes up for vendors but it goes down for their customers. It’s a wholly different mindset that’s driving the vendors crazy but they can’t push back the tide,” he said.

— original source: http://www.techrepublic.com —


So, you’ve stepped in dog (or most likely human) poop. And you weren’t wearing those nice, convenient smooth-soled ankle boots, either – you had on your most ridgy-soled pair of cross-trainers, or the expensive snow boots guaranteed to grip icy surfaces (and, it turns out, other more icky substances).

What about if you were wearing sandals??

The last time this happened, you put the shoe on the mud porch and went into denial until the seasons changed or your husband threw the shoe away by mistake – but you don’t want to lose another Adidas to doody. Now what?

Apply (water) pressure Several respondents praised the concept of using a high-pressure spray like a shower or sink attachment to get rid of dog dirt. Stephie advises using “the hottest water you can stand, with the most pressure you can find (or create with your thumb in the stream),” but a hose will do it too. If you do use a surface that comes in contact with dishes, children, or anything else you’d like to avoid contaminating, disinfect the surfaces after you’re done.

And if you just can’t bear to wash the shoe in the same tub your twins use? Fair enough: Try “one of those self-serve car wash things and have at ‘em with the high-pressure line,” says Cyntada. “Works like a charm!”

Put it on ice CT and Rick both advised trying to freeze out the poop, either leaving the footwear outside in the cold in wintertime, or bagging it up and parking it in the freezer for a couple of hours. Rick watches a movie to pass the time, then takes the shoe out and whacks it against a brick wall (outside, please!) to knock the poop loose. “Not the most elegant solution,” CT admits, “but it will keep you from having to touch anything icky.”

And if the whack job doesn’t get all the traces out?

Raid the playroom Yes, we said earlier that you should avoid exposing younguns to fecal matter – and that’s true. But kids’ toys might just hold the key to removing that stubborn poop.

Reader Kate has gotten “decent” results using…Play-Doh and Silly Putty? Here’s how it works: “Let [the doody] freeze, then cover with your choice of sticking agent (duct tape works best, but might damage some shoes). Pull off the tape, Doh, or Putty, and most of the poo will tag along with it.”

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Let Maytag handle it Elizabeth keeps it simple: in case of poo, huck the shoe in the washing machine. “Unless they absolutely can’t be washed (but most shoes come out just fine) I just throw them in the washing machine.”

You’ll want to skip that trick if it’s a leather shoe, or if you’re squeamish about stray poop bits lingering in the machine.

And finally, the best defense is a good offense Jessica of Go Fug Yourself thinks that a watchful eye is your greatest ally when it comes to pre-empting poop: “If you’re wearing expensive shoes to which you are very attached, step carefully. Play defensive in this particular game.”

And perhaps our favorite suggestion came from Audrey, who deploys a righteous youth brigade as a sort of neighborhood watch: “Tell your 5-year-old – or if one is not readily available, tell all the neighborhood 5-year-olds — that dogs should never poop outside without a poop bag. Five-year-olds love to be the ones to uphold rules for others to follow. They will ride the dog owner all the way down the street, giving them the repetition of the rules that only 5-year-olds can deliver so well.”

— original source: http://shine.yahoo.com/pets —